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The wicked ramblings of a schizophrenic monkey

Created on 2008-02-17 05:45:44 (#14959323), last updated 2009-12-16

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Name:	asphyxmissive
Birthdate:	04-10

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First of all I am absolutely amazing. If you doubt me consider this: You are reading this bio. Why would you be reading the bio of an unamazing person? Ha. Told you so.

I am a very positive person with a very cynical, sarcastic, dry, and occasionally downright stupid sense of humor. This is essentially my parental advisory.

My language can be crude, my thoughts can be uncohesive, but this is my journal. Therefore if you don't like it you can leave. ^_^

Please keep your hands and arms inside the car lest you be maimed. Please put your seat and tray tables in their upright position, and if your eyes begin to melt out of your head contacting a physician would be recommended.

Enjoy the ride.

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